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Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental.He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that.